On Mortal Peril

What nemesisfred failed to realize when he asked me the following question, was that this is a perfectly valid question, the answer to which is sure to benefit mankind. But since nemesisfred was the first to respond to my request for query contributions, I will honor him by answering it anyway.
Q: I saw the movie the mothman prophecies and since then I have been seeing random & infrequent appearances of moths in disturbing places. Am I going to die?
A: Random & infrequent appearances of moths are quite common and are experienced by most people, with the exception of the blind and those residing very close to the Arctic Circle. The likelyhood of your imminent death depends on how disturbing these encounters really are. Please refer to the handy chart below.

• Moths chillin' by a flame - 0-10% chance of sudden death
• Moths doing the backstroke in your morning tea - 10-15% chance of imminent expiration
  
• Moths playing miniature golf on a regular golf course - 15-50% chance of a tragic end
  
• Moths performing burlesque at Carnegie Hall - 50-99% chance of a horrifying demise
  
• Moths on a plane - certain death

Do take care of yourself.